I would really like to take her to Rio but right now it would be a little embarrassing. How can I get her to ride a bike for about twenty years straight, and get a really hard butt, and then wear a Thong, so that we can look "local" in Rio?
Maybe one of those painted boards with the face cut-outs?
I Own Thongs
thongs, thongs, and more thongs
Wow you’re an asshole. You should not be that concerned about your wife’s appearance. If you love her why does it matter?
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you must be extremely bored, you go from wanting a divorce, to wanting whoppers to wanting to take her to rio? you are a tool
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Maybe one of those painted boards with the face cut-outs?
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Thought you wanted to leave her and go to Rio by yourself. You are very fickle.
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Your a rude jerk. Werent you just asking for reasons to go without her? Do her a favor and go without her.
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Leave her. Go to Rio by yourself. Then, go back and see that your wife will be so happy without you and she will have lost weight, gotten in shape and feel so great about herself that when you ask her o be with you again she’ll tell you to go to H E L L!
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I’ve read your last 10 questions and I guess being in a sexless marriage has taken a toll on your sensibility.
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join her in gym
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hey go for it—if your mom lost weight riding my bike anyone can do it!
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squid journal
tell her you’ll buy her an entire wardrobe when she reaches a size 3, Dick!
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Your a glutton for punishment.Don’t you see that we all think your useless ? Why would your wife(since you hate each other & don’t have sex) want to lose weight & make you happy ?
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If she isn’t in her twenties your not going to get her to wear a thong anything. Thongs are for the young who don’t have strength marks or cellulite or hemorrhoids and especially not if you have a flat butt. Personally I don’t care how well your built I think thongs look horrible on everyone.
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First losing weight is hard to do or all America would be thin. Second if you were my jerk husband I would be having a serious fling on the side, you sound like a Dick head and if your embarrassed of her why are you with her a real man would exercise with his wife to help get her in shape although if she loses the weight maybe she can find a good man that she won’t be embarrassed to be seen with.
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I bet you can’t afford to take her out of state, much less the country.
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Easy one…get her one of those T-shirts with the huge bewbies on the front and big azz in a thong on the back.
I can hardly tell when people are wearing those…
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